Guys! Guys! Hey GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT????

I have the BEST IDEA for a DOUBLE DATE EVER!

A VIDEO SCAVENGER HUNT!!!

we’ll meet at the mall and break up into groups of 4… (2 couples per group tee hee)

You’ll have two hours to get FOOTAGE OF THE FOLLOWING!

• Team member hugging a stranger
• Someone ordering a cheeseburger without any cheese
• Old lady on the ground yelling “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”
• Getting a guy to try on a dress
• Singing “I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner” to a TOTAL STRANGER
• Asking a COMPLETE STRANGER for the time!!
• Getting a guy to get down on bended knee and propose to a mannequin
• Ask a old person for a lift on their jazzy scooter
• Find a salesman named “Edward”  BONUS POINTS:  Ask him to bite your neck (WITHOUT GIGGLING)
• Get a perfume sample!!!
• Recite a Monty Python line to a COMPLETE STRANGER
• ask an older gentleman if he has any grey poupon (BONUS POINTS IF HE’s wearing a MONOCLE!)
• GROUP HUG A TOTAL STRANGER
• Have the Guys in your group walk into VICTORIA’S SECRET (10 extra bonus points for every minute he’s in there!!! tee hee hee)
• See how many samples of Teriyakki Chicken you can get before the Asian Couple who runs Chin Chin get really MAD AT YOU!!! (1 point per sample)

okay so thats what I’ve come up with SO FAR but I know’s you guys have TONZ more ideas.  So who’s IN?  and what do you want to add to the list???

Its going to be pretty ultimate :)

I just want to go all Jerry Springer on people that piss me off.  Like there’s this one chick that I would love to pull her hair and punch her eyes out.  and lets just say I’d put all my money on me.  and I think you should too.  because I can have rage and I didn’t grow up in some fancy pancy house where I could go spend all my free time fake baking. 

the end. 

merry christmas

• woke up after having a dream that my friend Brodi had sent in some of my posts to her agent and he LOVED them and sent me an email saying that he’d like to pay me either $175 or I could get wine of the month club
• weighed myself :)
• had special k and skim milk (new cinnamon flavor is delish)
• put away laundry while listening to my ipod
• went to kickboxing and got out all my frustration on some dude and a couple different bags.  i’m up to 25 pushups.  boy style.  did 3 sets of those my arms are about to fall off.
• came home and got ready
• took the kids to run errands
• found a BRAND NEW Jcrew shirt at Goodwill with tags for $4 looked it up online and its there for $49

• played rockband with chadwick and kids
• made dinner.
• now I’m looking at boots.
• and then I’m going to read and go to bed early
• the end

• update just spent 30 min watching jesse mccartney videos on youtube. hubba hubba :)

In HS I dated this guy named Joe.  I was madly in love with him.  and also we worked at rival Pharmacies.  He was on the westside @ Hiway Drug and I was on the eastside @ Eastgate.  It was like romeo and juliet.  One day while passing Hi-way Drug  I noticed that they were advertising “T-SHIRTS for Sale”  in huge red letters on their marquee.  So I made my girlfriend pull over and  I decided to pull a little prank.  I grabbed the letter R from the word “Shirts”  and ran to my friends car and we drove off.  Then I gave the foot tall red letter “R” to Joe for a present. 

i wonder how many old ladies stopped in that day for some “special tea”  :)

Because I’m short on time I would like to post a draft of mine that never saw the blog light of day!!! written FEB 9th 2009

That title is so so  dumb :)

more better title

Things I would like to share with you

#1  Yesterday I wore pantyhose that were like 1 size to small so I couldn’t pull them all the way up so basically I had that gappy restricted nylon feeling.  One of the bishopric even said “Sister Kendrick you are limping”  so I answered “Ah its just my shoe”  cause you can’t yell “Nah I’m just wearing too small pantyhose and its restricting my forward motion Brother Rupp”  across a parking lot.  I felt like a 2 year old. 

#2 I have a cold.  Which means I have frog voice.  Which means while driving around today

or in other words

VEGAS BABY!

or in other words I’ve spent my winter  getting nice and plump like a little baby owl minus the feathers

So I’ve got a plan and it involves my friend Brooke

PLUS THIS

Which hopefully will equal looking Killer in this while sitting pool side

don’t worry it has straps and yeah I’ll need them

plus I really really really want to get my hair colored and cut LIKE THIS

I don’t know why but there is something built into my DNA that makes me want to bleach the crazy out of my hair and be blonde for like a couple of days.  I don’t think it would look good on me with my coloring- paley pale.  but maybe if I tanned a whole lot…? 

Just wouldn’t it be so cool to have blonde hair, retro polka dot swimsuit, parking myself under a cabana and sipping some diet coke with a marschino cherry floating on top. 

Anyway that is Operation Las Vegas minus the part of trying to be a gwen stefani video. 

 Wish me luck. 

Man today started out great.  Then after I checked my email it quickly went down hill. 

about 7 months ago I made a video spoofing a spoof of a girl who was spoofing a real video of how to enhance your abs with make up. 

I did it as a joke for my own blog.  and I thought it was funny. 

anyway so it got like 60,000 hits and then random people from all over the world commented on it.  at first they were all great and mostly to the tune of “LOL” and “That was funny” 

But it also got comments like “Dumb” and “You are stupid” 

but I just didn’t really care because I thought it didn’t really matter. 

But recently random people from all over the world have been just flat out mean saying things like “You are fat” “You are ugly”  and the genius combo “You are fat and ugly”  and to say the least it really hurt my feelings. 

and this morning’s latest comment was “You are a fat and ugly B**** and you should die”  thats the one that did it.  So this morning I can’t stop crying because it just really sucks to hear that.  Even if Its not true. 

It just makes me angry and sad that someone would go out of their way to hurt someone else so intentionally. 

I mean they have no clue who I am, and that at the time of that video I was feeling awesome that I lost 30lbs, and that I finally felt good about myself.  All they see is I’m not a skinny big boobed model girl.  I mean come on I’ve had 2 kids. 

anyway I just feel like I’m going to stop putting myself out there.  even with this blog.  I just always worry about what people think about me and its not worth it. 

anyway I’m turning comments off.  i didn’t want this post to turn into a whine and then get all of you to tell me its okay.  I just wanted to get it off my chest because I’m angry and hurt and sad.  and thats that. 

Happy Birthday Shellie!  I’m Shellie’s brother and I have access to Shellie’s blog as I helped her set it up.

Here’s a birthday treat for you.

Love, Austin on behalf of all of your friends and family

Never have truer words been spoken for those who have birthday’s around Christmas. My birthday is on December 18th. Christina Aguilera’s too. (Although I’m guessing she doesn’t probably feel the pinch quite as much as the rest of us Christmas babies)

Besides the “Birthday/Christmas” shaft I really love having my birthday in the winter time. Because all the lights, and the food, and the merriment. Its like having a birthday party every day. And because I really have nothing that is Exploding from my mind that I HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT OR I WILL LOSE MY WILL TO LIVE… I’ve decided that today I will blog about the things that I have been eWindow shopping for my “Birthday/Christmas” wish list.

I don’t know about you but do you ever really really LOVE a certain style but don’t feel like you can pull it off? I feel like this way about all the clothes from J.crew. I ello ello L.O. V. E (to quote Ashlee Simpson)everything in that freakin magazine. If I could pull off stuff and look totally tres chic … this is the stuff I’d get.

(just reminds me of my homeland… the beehive state…)

yes I know it looks like a wedding dress. If only someone in New York invited me to a fancy schmancy Christmas Eve dinner party where the soda flowed like wine and they had cheese and fruit platters everywhere.

Perfect Church skirt!

with these

and I think this shirt is just KILLER

Dang! after all this eWindow Shopping I now crave a diet coke (size large) and a Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip cookie from Mrs. Fields.

What store do you wish you could shop from but don’t think you have the kahonies to pull off their style. (Or if you are lucky enough to be one of those people who can pull off a Patent green leather belt over a light pink dress that use to be a vintage night gown, while wearing red leather stiletos… what store would you shop in if you had the money??)

I love this song. Thought I’d share.