This past weekend I went up to my aunt and uncles cabin with my sister in law (Lisa) and her husband (Joe) Lisa is my cousin. Joe is Chad’s brother. Thats right two cousins married two brothers. So its one big happy family see. Also my mother and father in law came up.
I have a jokey side. Which you guys get to enjoy on me bloggy blog. Its the jokey side I use with 90% of the people in my life. The other 10% still get a fun version of me but more on the demure side.
of the 90% of the people that get my jokey side about 10% get the elite jokey side of me. which means I get really really hyper and super silly and say anything that I want. Sometimes that elite 10% group mixes with the other 10%. Thats when problems occur.
Lisa and Joe are part of the elite group. My mother and father in law are in the 10% that just see the normal fun shellie.
So at the dinner table Chad is asked to say the prayer. One of the things he says is “We are glad to be with with our family and friends” Well then I start laughing a little because to me it seemed funny because really we are all just family and not “friends”
So then immediatly after the prayer is over I turn to chad and say
“Honey we are all Family here”
and he says
“Yeah but we are Family that are friends too… you can be more than just one”
and I say
“True…. because not only you are my friend… you are also my lover” with the “you are also my lover” in my super deep tranny sexy voice.
So it was meant to make everyone laugh. But it was pretty much silent. and then my father in law says in a very serious voice
“That was to much information”
and EVERY ONE WAS SO FREAKING QUIET!
and no one laughed
and it was so awkward for me. my face was so red.
thats what happens when I mix the groups up. complete train wreck.
