I love to punk Chad.  The other day Chad stopped to get a chicken sandwich because he was starving and chicken sandwiches are very yummy.  So then Chad had to go inside a store really quick and while he was inside I thought it would be funny to take a bite of his chicken sandwich and then wrap it back up very carefully and put it in the bottom of the bag and place the napkins and straws around it like the bag had never been touched.

Then we got home and Chad got his chicken sandwich out and was like “What The….????”  and I was like “eww gross”  and he was like “did you do this?”  “No!  ew some worker took a bite out of that”  and then Chad was starting to throw it away and I was like “Ha ha jk I am the one who took a bite” 

But the funny thing is that he didn’t think it was very funny :(

Now don’t feel bad for Chad because he likes to punk me as well.  Like he loves to put firewalls up on Facebook, Gmail, and People.com so that I can’t get to the sites.  He thinks its hilarious.  Me not so much. 

Okay its settled I like this theme. Yes it’s a lot like my old one. Same colors and such but I like the feel of it and it makes me comfortable. There was this one that I LOVED that had this girl riding a Tiger and as soon as I pulled up the Demo of it I started laughing so hard. And also another one of a fantasy girl riding a unicorn. But they cost $20 to download. and I may be a lot of things but one thing I am not is someone who would pay $20 for a theme.

Then Chad and I had a romantic evening where I showed him coding problems and whispered things like
“.jpg, php, < > ” “  < d i v >  . 

Thanks honey for helping me you are 5w337!

That leet for “Sweet”

PS do you think an 14 year old kid drew that picture or an adult?

p.s. that picture reminded me of this one

So my phone died.  Its been drowned in the sink, dropped inthe tub, and in the toilet…

by this sweet little thing —–

So I ordered a new phone. I am extremely cheap er.. thrifty… and when the lady was trying to sell me a really crazy cool phone.  It made pizza, would clean all the bathrooms in my house, and even would leave dirty phone msgs for Chad in my voice, (I know right! what a great feature! I would sooo love this.  because any time I try to do anything remotely sexy for Chad I start laughing like a lunatic and fumble on my words and say dumb stuff like “Hey Hot Stuff want me to uh… hee hee hee… I don’t know haa haa… rub your feet” and then he’s like “uh sure… okay” and then I’m like CRAP! now I’m stuck rubbing his feet!!!!) (anyone else like that? uh just me?)

anyway so that phone was to expensive for me.  it was like $250 or something.

so I was like… uh what do you have for free. 

and she was like “I’ve got this piece of crap phone that was cool a couple of years back and now all the old people have them”

“Or option B is this piece of crap phone that not even people in third world countries are using”

and I was like “are they both free”

and she was like “uh yeah cheap wad they are”

and I was like “okay well which one in your opinion sucks the least”

and she was like “the one that was cool a couple years back that only old people use”

so I got that one.

So when I got it on my door step a couple days later I showed Chad.  and the first thing that he said was

“Was it free?”

and then I started laughing.  I totally am married to my soul mate.

Then it brought me back to somethig that happened about a year ago that I now feel like a total loser about.  We were out to dinner with our friends John and Marcella.  We went to Olive Garden and there was like a 30 minute wait time.  Since we were so close to the mall I said “Hey lets go over to Tmobile since Chad needs a new phone”  and they were like “Okay”

Oh and to give you back ground John and Marcella have like really cool phones.  they always have.  I remember when Marcella showed me her brand new Pink Razor phone back in the day.  At the time the only people who had those phones were her and people like Bill Gates.  and John currently has a phone that looks like at any moment it could transform into an Autobot.

So as we walked into the store I say very loud

“Where’s the free phones?”

 *I swear it like echoed off the walls and everyone just stopped and stared at us. 

Chad starts looking around at all the phones and I just kept repeating
“Only the free ones, you can only pick out the free phone”

the sales man comes over and is asking what we need and I just can’t be quiet!

“yeah can you show us the ones that are free. we want the free ones”

the whole while I bet John and Marcella are like “Uh we are not with them.” I think they even got out their awesome phones and started looking at the internet, made calls to outer space, took pictures and sent them to each other.  See us, we’re cool, we have good phones… we are not cheap.

So then Chad was like “I found a phone I like”

and I from across the store “Is it free?”

It was… and we got it.  and now a year later it is my phone.  because Chad got the new phone(that I just ordered for myself… because I’m a cool wife and it makes me feel sad to send my husband out into the buisness world full of black berries and iphones with a old free phone that Tmobile employees are now giving as Halloween treats for kids to use as play phones.  Now Chad has the new phone.  The one that use to be cool a couple of years back.. that old people now use :)