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To: The Women of the World Part 2

Kristina likes her men business in the front party in the back

Melanie is hoping to be on Rock of Love season 16

Rychelle loves George Clooney (Pre E.R. of course)

Jami likes her some Pierce

Mel thinks Barry is dreamy

LisaC can’t decide between Neil and Kenny!!!

or

I have to agree that is a toughie Lisa

Wonder Woman has puppy love for Donny

LOOK AT THE INTESITY IN HIS EYES!!!!

Brodi would buy two consonants and two vowels for Pat:  L  O  V  and an E

Jill likes David Hasselhoff and Mankinis

 Chuck Norris can make Rachel (or any woman for the matter) faint simply by pointing his finger at her and saying “Boo Ya”




To: The Women of the World… You’re Welcome

 

 

 

Who else do you think should be added to this list?




Story

  First of all I’m liking this new arrangement of writing a “post” at a time.  It’s gotten me to write more than I’ve written in 6 months. 

I have the story in mind mapped out pretty well.  Its just the matter of it coming out that has always been the problem.

I was very nervous putting it on here because um…  to be honest I don’t want people to think I’m lame. and because I don’t want the story to overtake my personal blog, I will be putting the story on my blogger account.  If you are interested in reading it shoot me an email Shellie.kendrick@gmail.com or you can leave a comment with your email in the comment sign in section (it won’t be published it just emails it to me)  and I’ll invite you.  (and yeah there’s a continuation post today)  (yay!)

And for those of you who have said such encouraging things to me… thanks it really means alot :) 




Experiment: A Story

So one of my problems with writing my little stories is that I have like a half million files saved that are about 1 page long and are really not connected with each other. I think its because I am so comfortable with writing blog posts that are about a page in length and then when I hit that mark, my brain goes dead. So I’d like to, if its okay with ya’ll :), (and since you’re asking for more ;) to start a little experiment. I’ll add to my story a post (not everyday) at a time and ya’ll get to be my little guinea pig readers. and eat Timothy hay. Ha ha ha. thats an inside joke… if you have guinea pigs, or if you’ve seen the guinea pig video of mine from a while back. PS this is what I’m currently working on not on a continuation of the “bathtub” story.
So here goes Experiment Phase One of the: write a blog post at a time to finish my book.

The first notes of the song hit her ears and she stopped mid fold. Her head tipped automatically back, the ceiling tiles seemed to get closer and closer to her face. All she could see was dots. Dots dots dots. Focus on the dots. Staring so hard they started to blur together to almost form a single image. A square, a little flower, a snoopy dog.

Breathe. Breathe. In… out…in….out. Softly inhaling through her nose and exhaling deeply out.

The voice started singing the first word.

She shut her eyes, pressing her eyelids down as hard as she could until the pressure of them hurt her eyeballs. The tears seeped out anyway, collecting in the little well above her cheek bones.

The chorus began.

The towel she was holding slipped out of her fingers, like a white flag of surrender, it decided to be a little dramatic and float in the air a second longer until it hit her feet. The touch as light as it was against her shoe triggered her mind into a moment. Not a flood of memories like they show in movies… close ups of faces in black and white, all in slow mo, smiles and laughter minus the sound. All she could sense was the way it felt when he held her hand. She couldn’t see him holding her hand; no she couldn’t see or sense him at all. It was just the sensation of her hand feeling warm, the warmth that came when he held it.

Then the warmth turned into a glow. Like it was a color, if she looked down all she would see is her hand and it would be a ball of orange. She felt it creeping up her arm. Stop it from reaching your heart. Stop it. Stop. STOP. It lingered on the top of her shoulder, balancing, wanting to move forward.

“Angie?”

The glow stopped. Shot back down her arm, pooled into her fingertips, then dripped onto the floor. Angie was afraid to open her eyes.

“Angie?” His voice was edged with concern. She could feel him almost instantly make the decision to come to her.
He would see…everything. the tears in her eyes, the wiping away of them, and the towel on the floor.

The song was still playing.

“Yeah?” She forced her eyes open but knew that once she tipped her head back to look at him, all the tears would run down her face. He was going to see anyway she guessed.

“What is going on? Angie. What?” The last what wasn’t edged with concern. It was a little demanding. Almost like he was searching out for the threat and once he found it he would punch it in its face.

to be continued :)




Pink Bathtub

I have now turned into one of those mom’s.  That has a full plate every day and every night I feel like I’m one of those infomercials about some sort of weight loss pill.  All you see is me with my arms stretched out and the camera goes around me 360 degrees “Stress increases cortisol, cortisol increases belly fat…”  and then my tummy area is highlighted and flashes blue “…any questions?” 

So I apologize for letting my blog slide into almost blogernacle outer darkness.  I think this week will be better.  Without further ado…  Remember when I posted my Rigby house and ya’ll got to vote on a story?  This is a little story I wrote about a year ago somewhat fictionally about the Pink Bathtub that was in the Rigby house.  Enjoy :) I hope :) 

Mandy stared up at the pink ceiling. Flecks of paint were peeling off like a bad sun burn. Huge fleshy chunks in some areas, the white plaster showing through. All around the corners deep pockets of mold festered. The whole bathroom looked like it was suffering from a disgusting skin disease.

She swished her hair back and forth in the water. Her legs were scrunched up, her toes crammed in the water spout. She loved to feel her hair swish. Back and forth, back and forth. It was getting long enough now that she could actually feel it move with her. The weight of her hair dragging her head down a little in the water. The water humming around her ears as her hair broke against it.

Felt pretty good, she thought. No. Felt amazing. She reached up into her crown and scrubbed, and the motion sent sensations down her spine, all the way to her toes.

She heard a sound. It didn’t surprise her, didn’t shock her out of her thoughts. Even muffled, it was the most comforting sound she knew. She opened one eye, a water droplet balanced on her eyelash and then fell onto her cheek. Chrissy was looking down at her, her blonde hair framing her face like a curtain.

“Holy Geez woman. You done in there? Stop swishing your hair.” Chrissy said with a bemused smile. It didn’t bother her that Mandy was taking such a long time. It was good to see her happy.

Stepping out of the tub, Mandy grabbed for a towel and wrapped it around her head turban style. Even when she was bald she had wrapped her head this way. Probably because it gave the illusion of hair. Back then she didn’t have eyebrows either, so every day she would draw nice, beautiful, black brown, wet & wild eyebrows. Mandy thought she looked like a vintage actress from the 30’s with her eyebrows like that. You know the silent screen queens, petite, and dainty with their eyebrows arched in constant surprise!

Now her eyebrows were filling in. Which was definatly a good thing. Less freaky looking. Her body was also filling in and her skin was starting to turn a golden brown. Now that she was able to go sunning with Chrissy every day. She really wanted to go with Chrissy to “Planet Tan” to go fake baking as well. But Chrissy got in free cause her best friend Crystal worked there and would let her use a bed during her shift.

Once while Chrissy was in the back baking and Mandy was waiting in the lobby area, thumbing through an old magazine, Mandy had asked Crystal if she could fake bake in one of the beds.
Crystal, snapping her gum, looked over at her, very slow like and gave her a look like “you crazy?” thats all she did. She didn’t even answer Mandy.

But its probably because at the time Mandy still didn’t have any hair, still hadn’t gained any weight, still looked like a little alien. So she could understand why Crystal wouldn’t let her. Plus she still had her portacath, a little metal disc that lie right below her skin in her chest, (it was for the chemo) and she thought if she got in a bed the metal would get like really really hot and melt a hole through her skin.

She looked at herself in the mirror. Her eyes big and round. The doctors loved looking in her eyes. They’d get their little instruments all out before them. Check her heart, check her breathing, check her ears. Then they’d check her eyes. They’d peer in and then immediately take a step back. “Wow” they’d say. “You have the most unusual eyes” Then they take a step back in and look into them and just stare. Mandy didn’t think her eyes were extraordinary. Just blue, fading into green, fading into brown, fading into yellow.

 

 

 




Kiss me I’m Irish

Seriously I am. 
On my Dad’s side we are actually the O’Neils.  From the O’Neil Clan of Ireland.  3rd Great Grandpa and Grandma O’Neil pulled a Tom and Nicole and came over from Ireland to get some free land in Oklahoma ala “Far and Away”

But then one day Grandpa O’Neil went to town with his sons and a bad man came and killed his wife.  Of course Grandpa O’Neil tracked him down and claimed vengeance.  Then he changed his last name to Long.  Then about 150 years later I was born ….. Shellie Long. 

So now I’d like to share with you all my favorite Irish things!

 

I would be a Riverdancer in a second…. the dancing…. the intense looks… the dramatic arm poses!
ah heaven

what do you love Irish?




baby talk

On our way to church last Sunday Kate was playing with a little cut out of the Holy Ghost that they had made in Primary. 

I asked Kate “What does the Holy Ghost do”

Kate: “Booooooooo”  (in a very scary voice)

Also that sunday one of the Nursery teachers brought in a snake because they were learning about animals.  All the kids including Kate were very excited to see the snake.  When Kate saw the snake she was very scared and cried and would not get close to the snake after that.  When we were out in the hall after Church the nursery teacher came up and told me what happened and Kate immediatly put her fists up to her face and dramatically said “I so scared… Snakey”  and dramatically shaked her fists. 

The other night when I was putting Kate to bed she said her prayers herself

“Heavendy Fodder.  Please bess daddy.  Please bess mommy.  Please bess Dayen… Bess my Binkie. Jesus Christ Amen”

:)

P.S.

Note to Self:  google image searching for the “Holy Ghost” doesn’t get that many results. 




Sexy People

Sexy People  is my new favorite Blog!

check it out :)

and I think we should have a little contest!!!!! Find an “Awesome Portrait Studio Picture” of yourself and email it to the Sexy People blog.  So you have the rest of the week until Monday to find one, and scan it in  and send it to him.  Then comment back on my Monday Post (3/16/09) to tell me you’ve entered.  The first one of us who gets our picture posted on the Sexy People blog wins a $10 gift card to Target! 




:) & :(

Well I went to Utah for two days :)

Had a root canal :(

Got to see my family :)

Got Baby Hungry :) :)

Got Baby Hungry :( :( $$$ :( :(

Flew on jet plane with out kids :)

Flew over Utah Lake after watching “The Hudson River Plane Survivors” the night before on A&E. :(

Made a decision that if the plane crashed into Utah Lake I’d just stay in my seat… Huge Ice Chunks and Dead Cows floating in Utah Lake did not look inviting :)

Ate a Smart Cookie :)

Ate 10 more smart cookies by myself in less then 24hrs :(

Had a window seat :)

Sat by a man who would not STOP staring at me :(

Realized he was just trying to see out the window :)

Came Home to my kids and husband :)

Day light savings time and 9am church :(

Dallen’s Birthday :)

Made “Sprinkles” cupcakes for his cake :(

Watched Dancing with the Stars last night :)

Jewel dropped out because she’s lame sauce :(

Right now I’m :)




Talk Nerdy to Me

So Chad came to bed the other night and I was already in bed reading.  He had just finished playing World of Warcraft online with a buddy from work and his sister and her husband.  This is dialogue that followed…

“Hi honey”

“Hi Kvron”   (Kvron is Chad’s character on w.o.w)

“Did you have fun playing with Jessie?”

“Yeah.  Call me Kvron again”  (I think he was half kidding/ but deep down it probably did something for him ;) 

“Uh… okay”

then all of the sudden my voice lowers and I pull out my sexy voice that sounds like a tranny who smokes 3 packs a day.

“Will you kill a mastodon for me Kvron”

“Mastodon?  It’s not clan of the cave bear Shell”

“Sorry”

“Will you Bow hunt a Orc for me?”

“That’s Lord of the Rings”

“Okay then. what else can I say?  Lets go level up and get Mana Points?”

“Never mind.”