Today I went to the North Point Mall. Saw the most gorge coat at J.Crew… on sale for J.Crew’s standards anyway :( but still to expensive for me…
anyway when I was at Sephora two teenage girls were standing close to me trying on makeup…
Girl #1 ”yada yada yada… and then he texted me!”
Girl #2″Who???”
Girl #1 stops and looks at her like DUH! “Stupid Butt Face!”
girl #2 ”OH! okay… and???” she totally knew who Girl #1 was talking about now…
Ha ha ha!! i love code names!
me and my best friend Sharla had some code names in high school too…
Like for Sharla’s number one crush
Code name: “Nathan Kessel”
Real name “Nathan Wessel”
and then there was “Female Joe”
see I had a boyfriend named Joe and there this girl who was a couple years younger than us (like when we were seniors she was maybe a sophomore) who looked just like him!!!
SERIOUSLY! like one day Shar and I were in the hall and we both saw her at the same time and Sharla and I just stopped and looked at each other and mouthed at the same time “Female Joe!”
Also I worked with “Short Man Syndrome Man” at Eastgate Pharmacy. It was this pharmacist that I TOWERED over and I was like 17 and he was like 50 so he hated me. and yelled at me all the time. and made me cry a whole bunch.
Also at Eastgate there was “Ash hole” just this girl named Ashley who i hated. She was “SMS man’s” favorite pharmacy tech. They tag teamed picking on me.
“Guido” is my sister Stephanie’s ex. I have a really hard time not calling him “Guido” to his face.
I know there’s more… I’ll have to add them in the comments when I think of them.
Who has a code name in your life??
