I have been having some STRANGE dreams lately because I’ve been wearing pj’s to bed the past couple of nights because its been somewhat cold. But the problem when I wear pj’s to bed is that by around 3 am I am INSANELY hot and sweaty and grumpy but to tired to take off my pj’s so then my body tortures me and says “fine you want to turn me into a little sweat lodge? well THEN I am going to give you nightmares for the rest of the night!!!!”
Two nights ago I had a dream that I was in a car driving around and I was a teenager. I picked up my boyfriend and then suddenly he got this grossed out look on his face I followed his eyesight to see that he was looking at my stomach. I looked to down to see that I was wearing a tube top. eww. Now I know this is a nightmare because I think tube tops are a gross look on anyone. So my stomach was all showing… but heres the thing that was gross… i had this flat stomach but you could see the outline of a rectangular object pushing out through my skin. you know kind of like that photo floating around where you can see that babies foot on that prego belly.

anyway so my boyfriend says “what is that?” and I immediately know what it was “A burrito” “You swallowed it whole?” “Yeah” and then I was so embarrassed that I made myself wake up…
DANGIT!!! I hate when this happens… yet another post that I hit Publish instead of Save draft. Sometimes I REALLY REALLY HATE GOOGLE READER!!!
because even if I delete this post because after I wrote I thought it sounded so Rtarded I know that it will still show up in all your readers anyway.
gosh i feel dumb.






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huhuhuhuh! That’s the ren and stimpy laugh, if you didn’t know, because that’s what I sound like right now. That’s the weirdest dream.
By wonder woman on 02.03.10 9:28 am | Permalink
I had a nightmare last night too because I got hot. I woke up crying from it…those are the worse!
By Lisa K on 02.03.10 10:37 am | Permalink
I love the burrito thing. How even your dream, you don’t think it’s a little weird that you swallowed a burrito whole. :)
By Brodi Ashton on 02.03.10 1:59 pm | Permalink
insanely hot, sweaty and grumpy —sounds like menopause to me (tee,hee) I know those symptoms all too well.
I get all tangled up in pj’s and then feel like I am being strangled. I need freedom………..
try not to eat a burrito before going to bed, or remember to chew chew chew
By wendy on 02.03.10 8:56 pm | Permalink
Hee. I did that the other day (hit publish too soon) and then had to run for cover. hee hee hee
By Sue on 02.03.10 9:29 pm | Permalink
Well, I’m glad you posted it because it totally made me crack up!!! heheheheeee Especially because I have crazy dreams all the time! hahaha Still chuckling…
By Mel on 02.04.10 12:27 pm | Permalink
Sarah Palin wants a word with you.
:D Love ya sis.
By Austin on 02.04.10 6:16 pm | Permalink
So, I have to say that picture is amazing and only slightly disturbing. . .
By Rachel Sue on 02.07.10 9:06 pm | Permalink
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