to be drunk dialed I think is like an awesome compliment. but its just something I know will never happen to me… and I just kinda feel a little let down by that.
I’ve only had like 4 boyfriends and none of them drank or currently drink so my chances are like slim to none.
but lets just say my cell phone starts ringing
and I look down at my phone and there’s some weird number that I don’t recognize
and so I’m like
“hello?”
and I just hear some sad music playing in the background (I guess my fake exboyfriend was getting drunk listening to a Bryan Adams album)
and then I hear some breathing
“HELLO?”
“Hey Shellie” all slurry and sad
“Brad??”
“Yeah… hey I just wanted to tell you i think i’m still in love with you and i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry sorry… Sorry… i’m just a little drunk right now…. ha ha ha…”
and then he’d start singing
“WHEN YOUUUUU LOOOOOVEEEE A WOOOOMAN!”
and I’d be all “Brad you’re an idiot” and then simply hang up on him… and just shake my head in sadness.
So then he’d go into his bathroom to splash a little water on his face
and he’d be clutching the edges of his sink and staring at his reflection
and his knuckles would be all white
and then the chorus of the song would swell
and he’d raise his fist and SMASH it into the mirror and the glass would shatter in slow mo
then a shard of glass would fall on the floor and he’d pick it up and he would look at it and he would see…
my face.
lol
why do i feel like i just wrote an 80’s music video?
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Wow, I never new I wanted to be drunk dialed till now. That sounds awesome :D
By nevadanista on 02.19.10 7:17 am | Permalink
OH…if ONLY! That would totally teach Brad to break up with you in a note in the 12th grade.
(Great visual, by the way. Is his hair shaggy and in his eyes? So dark!)
By Sheryl on 02.19.10 7:44 am | Permalink
I’ve never even thought about being drunk dialed…..until now. That would be awesome! I would love to live in your imagination for a day!
By Mindy on 02.19.10 7:59 am | Permalink
oh and also i forgot to add there’s a vase of white roses that he had bought for me and right after he shatters the glass they fade into red
By Shellie on 02.19.10 8:23 am | Permalink
They fade to red from the blood on his hands from shattering the glass………..right?
I only had one other boyfriend besides my husband so my chances are even slimmer than yours. Especially since he hates my guts. Maybe I’ll just live vicariously through your fantasy.
By wonder woman on 02.19.10 10:21 am | Permalink
Wow.
By Lisa K on 02.19.10 10:34 am | Permalink
Community right? Cracks me up. If it’ll make you feel better, I can drunk dial you. Though I don’t drink either, hey, I’m willing to sacrifice for a friend. :)
(PS, FINALLY mailed off that package. Sorry it took forever. You should get it next week.)
By Debbie on 02.19.10 1:46 pm | Permalink
Oh my Gosh! LOL That was awesome! I used to have this one ex that would do this every time he was tipsy… It was pretty comical!
By Lisa on 02.19.10 3:13 pm | Permalink
Hahahaha! If you ever write an 80’s song and then it needs a music video, can I help direct it? Cause I just gots to have my name on it somewhere.
Have you ever seen the music video for “Total Eclipse of the Heart”? You NEED to see the “literal video version” on youtube. Right now… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA
Then email me immediately and tell me what you think.
By Michelle on 02.19.10 4:31 pm | Permalink
A boy I met cruising one night drunk dialed me a month or so later. We had gone out 3 times(or maybe only 1 of those counted.) It was awesomely hilarious and involved his friends pulling over so he could use a pay phone (1991) so they were total accomplices. Real friends don’t let friends drunk dial! He was a sailor. I never heard from him again.
I think I need to go light a candle and listen to my iPod on the dark now. Excuse me.
By LisaC on 02.19.10 5:22 pm | Permalink
That is funny.
I was drunk dialed once –by a former boss and his friend who went to vegas. It. Was. Hysterical.
My hubby said, what are you, their frat mother.
so dang funny.
By wendy on 02.19.10 8:02 pm | Permalink
I think that was an 80s music video:) If not, you should totally make it.
By Kellie on 02.19.10 9:33 pm | Permalink
HOT.
By Emma on 02.20.10 8:22 am | Permalink
If it makes you feel better, I could tell my brother and his Marine buddies to drunk dial you. This is one of my favorite past times because it will always boost your self esteem. My brother will look you up online and his drunk buddies will look at your picture and say “You’re HOT” in the background. And then my brother will say, “Dude! That’s my sister!” except you are not his sister, in which case he may join in and say things like, “Yah! Shellie’s HOT!” …and then there will be a lot of profanity and inevitably you will be asked to settle a bet of some sort… Usually involving some lame piece of trivia that could easily be looked up online if they weren’t so drunk they forgot to operate a computer. You really are missing out on this marvelous experience. P.S. Loved the idea for a video!
By Shana on 02.20.10 9:35 am | Permalink
I seriously laughed so hard at this! We were drunk dialed once, but it was by one of my husband’s best friends and it was like 3:45 in the morning and so obnoxious and annoying. :)
By Mel on 02.20.10 12:13 pm | Permalink
You are SO!FREAKING!FUNNY!
I was drunk dialed once– by my friends HUSBAND. On New Years Eve. AWKWARD!
By motherboard on 02.20.10 7:47 pm | Permalink
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