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The line between too much information and Just the Right amount of information gets very blurry for me
Yesterday chad and I went to Costcotopia for stuff.
background: Two nights ago at Macy’s I had found the PERFECT swimsuit. High back, high neck… black… cute little black belt detail. Slimming… kinda… If I held my breath. the only problem was it was $128. Dude. That is BLOOD MONEY. retailers are just mean.
So then last night at Costco there was a huge pile of swimsuits for $19.99 and I was like “FINE WORLD! YOU WIN” so I grabbed a black one and came home. It was so fugly on me. So I’m taking it back anyway here’s the real story…
The swimsuit see came on one of those clear plastic bodies

and when I came upstairs to get into bed the clear plastic body was just laying there. So I had a little practical joke idea.
Hurry get in pj’s and got ready for bed and climbed in between the blankets and then put the plastic body on top of me. It was not very comfortable. After about 15 minutes I heard Chad downstairs checking the doors, feeding the cat, glass of water… any day now please
Then it takes another 5 minutes for him to go to the bathroom… brush his teeth… and all the while I’m trying so hard not to move… because anytime i moved the plastic neck would scrape my neck…
So then Chad climbs into bed and reaches over for me… *okay ya’ll all know where he reaches*
… my shoulder… ;)
“What the???”
HA HA HA HA I just burst out laughing.
I’m laughing so hard that I can’t even breathe.
“Why is your ”shoulder” plastic?” and then he flicks on his light… sees the plastic form… “Ha ha very funny”
“hee hee hee I know right”
well lets just say he didn’t think it was that funny. *snore snore*
its going to be a sad day to take “Bianca” back to costco today. She’s been a real fun part of this family for the less than 24 hours she’s been here.






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Haha. This made me laugh out loud!
And thank you so much for the donation, Shellie. You are so sweet.
By Kristina P. on 03.05.10 8:38 am | Permalink
hahahahaha I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! You’re so flippin hysterical Shellie! I would’ve thought it was sooo funny too, and my husband would’ve been like “you’re weird.” :)
By Mel on 03.05.10 10:34 am | Permalink
Bianca.
You’re a VERY normal person. Hahahahaha!
By Sheryl your UTBFF on 03.05.10 4:42 pm | Permalink
This is HILARIOUS. I would so do that.
By wonder woman on 03.05.10 4:51 pm | Permalink
That’s definitely not too much information. I LOVE it! Haha, thanks for sharing!
By Ashley on 03.05.10 6:12 pm | Permalink
HA! As funny as it sounds, that is something my husband would totally do.
By Rachel Sue on 03.05.10 8:57 pm | Permalink
Put the plastic thing on himself, I mean.
Although, he would do the other thing as well . . .
By Rachel Sue on 03.05.10 8:58 pm | Permalink
I’m laughing so hard I’m choking because I’m trying not to wake up the kids. Hilarious!
By Kellie on 03.05.10 10:29 pm | Permalink
Why wouldn’t he think your plastic body was hot? That’s all most women are nowadays anyway and I don’t think most men mind a bit. :-)
If you are plastic now can I have all your bras?
By Michelle- not the boss, or the assistant to the regional manager but still equally as important on 03.08.10 9:53 am | Permalink
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