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Today I went to the North Point Mall. Saw the most gorge coat at J.Crew… on sale for J.Crew’s standards anyway :( but still to expensive for me…

anyway when I was at Sephora two teenage girls were standing close to me trying on makeup…

Girl #1 ”yada yada yada… and then he texted me!”

Girl #2″Who???”

Girl #1 stops and looks at her like DUH! “Stupid Butt Face!”

girl #2 ”OH! okay… and???” she totally knew who Girl #1 was talking about now…

Ha ha ha!! i love code names!

me and my best friend Sharla had some code names in high school too…

Like for Sharla’s number one crush

Code name: “Nathan Kessel”

Real name “Nathan Wessel”

and then there was “Female Joe”

see I had a boyfriend named Joe and there this girl who was a couple years younger than us (like when we were seniors she was maybe a sophomore) who looked just like him!!!

SERIOUSLY! like one day Shar and I were in the hall and we both saw her at the same time and Sharla and I just stopped and looked at each other and mouthed at the same time “Female Joe!”

Also I worked with “Short Man Syndrome Man” at Eastgate Pharmacy. It was this pharmacist that I TOWERED over and I was like 17 and he was like 50 so he hated me. and yelled at me all the time. and made me cry a whole bunch.

Also at Eastgate there was “Ash hole” just this girl named Ashley who i hated. She was “SMS man’s” favorite pharmacy tech. They tag teamed picking on me.

“Guido” is my sister Stephanie’s ex. I have a really hard time not calling him “Guido” to his face.

I know there’s more… I’ll have to add them in the comments when I think of them.

Who has a code name in your life??

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When my husband and I were first married we lived in a house that had been converted to three apartments. The lady that lived next to us constantly complained about her health, specifically her weak bones. Our other neighbors created the code name, Bones, for her. Also, in the same apartment and with the same neighbors, our mailman had the thickest, fullest, most crazy beard. It was bright red, like Ron Weasley red. We all called him Red Beard, like he was the red Postal version of the pirate in his little blue shorts and hat.

Let’s see.
We called one girl Miss Piggy.
Another girl Axel Rose.
And then my roommates at Ricks called my ex-bf DS…for dip shiz.
My sister gives funny names to lots of people. One of her best guy friend’s name is SATAN. The other ROOSTER.

My friend and I had code names for our crushes in HS. David Poland was “The bear,” like polar bear. Zach McGill was “the fish” (gill). Jeff Shephard was the “The dime” because 10 was his jersey number, and he was a perfect 10. (Oh, geez…..)

Laurie and I called this one guy we’d hang out with all the time “Man Boobs” and we can’t remember his real name at all anymore.

Also my mom works with someone we call “Psycho” and when my mom calls her by her real name I’m like “who is that?!”

My dad called one of my boyfriends Purvis, after a horse he had with mental problems.

And there was this really cute boy I liked named Paul, but I didn’t want to call him Paul cuz I had a stalker named Paul for like 12 years. So I called him Rex. To his face. He was very confused. The relationship didn’t really get off the ground.

We called one girl K.I.R.E. for “Katherine is Really Evil.” It was also the letters of the boy I loved spelled backward, who Katherine constantly flirted with. Grrrrr.

Um….I’m disappointed! I know Michelle and I had to have had more than that!!! I’m sure I could call people pretty much anything and she’d still be able to decipher who I was referring too…

Darren and I started calling one of our old neighbors WeirdBrad without even realizing it. There was Brad, and WeirdBrad. Plain and simple!

Back in the days when I was going to the gym everyday, I would run on the treadmill that faced the whole place. To make the tome go by I would watch the same people all the time, and I had nicknames to identify them by. It’s too bad I had a whole list of people in my weird little brain that no one ever knew about…

Cutey-pie (he was just cute)
Twin (he looked a lot like cutey-pie, but he wasn’t as cute)
Red Shirt (dude, do you ever work out in any other shirt? Do you even wash it?)
TV Dad (he looked like every sweet wise Dad on TV)
Alice (She should have been case as Alice Cullen in the movies)
Man Arms (too bad she wasn’t a he)
Boil (this guys are were so nasty gross freak big they looked like they were going to POP)
Kristie’s BFF (50 year old guy who loved talking to my pregnant friend Kristie while she was riding the bicycles)

I know there was about a bamillion more, but it’s been a year since I went to the gym and I’ve forgotten.

I don’t think I had code names WAY BACK THEN.
If they were an Ash Hole…I just said so.

Hahahahaha! I LOVE THIS! I love code names and totally laughed my head off at some of the comments too (like man boobs and purvis–I’m laughing just typing them! HEEhehehehe!!) Totally tickled me! Like I said on facebook, I have a friend that I only call non-friend to my family, and my sister had a guy who was in LOVE with her that we called stalker Doug. I have tons more, but a lot were just nicknames my friends and I gave eachother. Not quite as funny. :)

Is it Seinfeld or Friends were they always have code names for all the people they date? Hilarious stuff!

When I was 14 a boy brought me a gigantic cookie for valentines day. He was ever after known as “cookie Mike.”

LOL! You’re so funny! =) Jon and my ex-boyfriend were friends at one time…we call my ex-bf “he who must not be named” like the Harry Potter twist…LOL! Lame I know.

I never gave nicknames I was the girl who was given nicknames, like MOOary.
Thanks for bringing it up.

I’m curious as to who Female Joe was.

Remember Ben Jemmett? We called him Mr. Fine.

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