Can I help you with your laundry?

Yes. Please. Dallen had to wear a maroon turtleneck to school today. (with tan hiking boots)

Is your life really as exciting as I read on your blog?

Absofruitley!

What is your favorite thing to order at a truck stop?

hmm thats a TOUGHIE. For those of you don’t know I was pratically raised in a truck stop. I get a little misty eyed whenever I see these things… mini crystal unicorns, dream catchers, Rand McNalley Road Maps, those FUZZY BLACK COLORING POSTERS of a fairy sitting daintly on a mushroom, and of course Tshirts with wolves on the front… with eyes that glow in the dark. Oh whats my favorite thing to order? Grilled Cheese baby. It was my staple.

How do you write such great poems?

I try to think of the saddest thing possible. Then I listen to a ton of Jewel music. If that doesn’t work… I’ll listen to Tori Amos “Little Earthquakes” album. x3

You have a lot of embarrassing things that happen to you. why?

I don’t know. I ask the same question every night in my prayers.

If you could be anything in this world what would you be?

I am being very serious when I say… I would be Jennifer Beals in Flashdance. Or Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing.

You once said that when you get to heaven you would ask Heavenly Father three questions… #1 who killed J.F.K? #2 What happened to the $100 you lost at FFI #3 you forgot. Do you remember what #3 is?

You know whats so crazy the other night I was laying in bed and it came to me. and I was like sweet I am so excited to blog about that I now remember the #3 question I am going to ask H.F. !!!
but then I woke up the next morning and I forgot.

Okay. So you are being serious that out of all the questions you could ask Heavenly Father you would ask those 2 questions first?

Yes! especially about the $100. I lost many nights and tears over that one.

Do you tip Waitresses at a Buffet?

I’m representing the West Valley Sizzler waitressing crew when I answer “Hecks yeah!” We worked hard for that money. Once instead of a tip I got a note that read “This will teach you for working on Sunday’s” written on a napkin.

What about regular waitresses?

no. I usually leave a note that says “this will teach you for dropping out of school”

 What is your favorite color?

Well I wish you’d be specific because I have a favorite color to color with.
Red Orange Crayola Crayon

A favorite color to wear
right now Kelly green but mostly Navy

A favorite color in flowers
Red

And a favorite Lip gloss color
brownish pink

(some questions from some readers)

Do you sleep with the covers tucked up to your armpits or your chin? — Leah

I sleep with the covers up to my chin…and my eyes are delicatly closed, and my hair is fanned out over my pillow, and I have a slight smile on my face.

If you had to drink a pee pee shake or eat a poo poo sandwich, which would you choose?-Lisa

Definatly a pee pee shake.  Those will probably come in fashion sometime due to the fact the earth will be covered in salt water and we won’t have any clean water to drink… and we will be on a boat trying to find a girl with a map of the last land left on the world tatooed to her back… and dennis hopper will be the villian and try to kill us.

What is your favorite kind of ice cream? With what toppings if any?–Betsy

my favorite kind of ice cream is Rocky Road. no toppings. toppings are for woosies

Have any other Brain Busters for me?  Email me your questions at shellie.kendrick@gmail.com